Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no
el-if-i-no
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
One was a salted.
Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"
A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"
Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.
A. Where you left it.
Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff
A. Pink fluff
Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
A cloud
What do you call a camal with 3 humps?
Humphreys
Humphreys
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies !
They rent moovies !
What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH !
FSH !
What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
I have no I-Deer
I have no I-Deer
What is a dogs favourite school subject?
"Dog-Ruff-E "
"Dog-Ruff-E "
Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
Because the Parots-ate-em-all
Because the Parots-ate-em-all
Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery
He was charged with battery
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